If I had a dollar for every time I reach down to play with my old engagement ring,
I could buy myself a new one and pretend this never happened.
Funny how I was going to actually try to take you to lunch and eat. But that’s okay. I can just go another day without eating, I’m not too worried about it, since you can’t be bothered to pick up my call.
I really need a leather jacket.
I think my life would improve exponentially if I owned a kick-ass black leather jacket.
Never doubt this.
(Says the girl who owns…4.)
Where do you get yours?
"When I was pregnant with you, this old, homeless, dirty gipsy woman on the lower east side of Manhattan stopped me in the street to tell me that I was having a boy because of how low my stomach was hanging. When I gave birth to a girl, I tried to find the old beggar to tell her that she was wrong & I gave birth to a beautiful girl. 21 years later, I need to go back, find that smelly snaggle toothed troll & tell her she was right all along" - My mother’s words on me being transgender.
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
I thought you said beheaded
that would not be an accident
You always cover for me when I get myself in trouble.
It never ceases to amaze me and make me so happy. Thank you. I love you
kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too